2. Trash your mom's Dr. Spock.
3. Learn how to pronounce "Doula."
4. Know what a doula is.
5. Cloth diapers have changed.
6. Your child loves their spouse more than you. This will change, but for now, accept it as the truth. and see #1.
7. Grandparents-to-be listen carefully and take a breath before responding.
8. Factoid: You can buy human breast milk on line.
9. Be teachable. see #1.
10. Butt out. see #1.
